*On the other hand, the squares DON’T LIKE: Elves, gorillas, kittens, red balloons, shoe laces, texting, adult supervision, sleeping, the mall, ponies, gym socks, puppies, manners, long walks in the rain, black and white movies, hot dish casserole, cross word puzzles, documentaries, parking meters, soap, hobos, three-ring binders, the country side, makin’ it, mandolins, string, the color green, dress sneakers, north and south, tap dancing, puppets, VHS tapes, duct tape, tourists, early adopters, sidewalks, card games, sky scrapers, wind, shadows, No. 2 pencils, and practically every animal, vegetable, and mineral in the known universe.